|Yeah, I probably wouldn't put this back on the shelf. Game over, book.|
"How old were you dropped your book in the toilet?"
"You've felt guilty for 16 years? How old does that make you now?"
"So, you're 16 now?"
I was getting questions like these from right and left until finally one student pipes up and says, "Don't you know you're never supposed to ask a woman her age. That's what my dad says."
That's all it took. Questions about my age? Over. Thank you, kid and a big thank you to your very smart dad.